It started with telling Milo that I needed to clip his fingernails.
“Dad, when I’m an adult can I grow my fingernails long?”
“Milo, when you are an adult you can do anything you like”
“Like what?”
“You can grow your fingernails long, you can sleep all day, and you can eat a candy bar every night. But you know what, I’m an adult and I clip my fingernails, I don’t sleep all day, and I don’t eat candy bars every night.”
a moment of silence
“Dad…I’m going to be different than you.”
oh, little dude…
sensible child-xoxo-rds
Robin Schwartz robin@robinschwartzphotography.com via gmail.com
Apr 1 (4 days ago)
to locomomo
TWENTY YEARS FROM NOW…..
Headlines from Guinness Book of World Records… Milo Schwartz shatters 3 world records !!! ! He stayed awake for 8 days and nights, consumed an amazing 800 candy bars and grew his fingernails 4 feet long. When his parents were questioned as to what motivated their son, they said they had no idea !!!!
love,
Robin xoxoxox
If he wants to eat candy bars all day, he’ll fit right in at my house. Send him over!
careful what you ask for Katie!!