One 5-year old’s journey from sledder to shredder…in just 5 days. Concluding of course with the requisite head first crash into the house.
* please excuse the gratuitous video effects
Ramps
Milo has become obsessed with his skut bike lately. That coupled with his infatuation with Lighting McQueen of “Cars” has resulted in our new pastime – hunting for ramps. Most of the time he comes through unscathed…but this time he crashed. Yet more weight to the claims that I should be hauled in by child protective services as documented here and here.
In my defense, it’s also been documented that the kid likes speed, as shown here and here.
This was taken post crash.. proof that Milo lived to ride another day…
Wheelbarrow incident
I realized that there is an addendum to the “Sheep incident”. Though its not represented in the comments (where is everyone???), I received quite an uproar from various folks for posting this video (Rachel included). You will all probably be happy to know that the days are numbered for this not so docile sheep. Apparently she has butted people before, and when I shared this video with her owners they said, “that’s it! She’s done. We’re going to eat her!!” So there you have it – justice exists in the world of peaceful organic farms.
Anyhow, moving on – today I’m sharing yet another piece of evidence for those of you building a case against me with Child Protective Services. This one is just a close call – nothing terribly traumatic.
Sheep incident
*DISCLAIMER – This is hard to watch. What you can’t see in the video is that just off camera is the mamma sheep’s baby.
Amazingly, Milo was totally fine and after a good solid cry insisted on going right back to the scene of the crime.
Not even a bruise, but I’m still cringing.