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Slavery

April 4, 2013 By morgan

Scene: lively banter at the dinner table as we all encourage Zac to say ‘more’ in sign language

Milo: “He did it! He said ‘more’!”

( Everyone cheers… )

Milo: “Mom how do you say ‘done’ in sign language?”

( Rachel does a gesture with her hands )

Milo: “Mom, how do you say ‘slavery’ in sign language?”

( Parents crack up )

Filed Under: Milo Tagged With: _fmd, funny, quotes

The week in review

February 15, 2013 By morgan

6 months old
Zac has hit the 6-month mark! Here are his stats:

18 lb 10 oz (weight)
27.5 in (length)
45.0 cm (head circumference)

 


Zac tells us his name (while in early training for the 2028 Olympics)

 

Night beforeMorning after
stairs
Blizzard Nemo brought an exciting amount of snow. Here’s the view out our front door.

 

somebody else's kids
somebody else’s problem


Milo’s sweet wipeout

 

The other day Rachel mentioned that we should get an adult movie. … After a brief moment of titillation I realized that she probably meant we should get a movie that didn’t involve animated talking dogs.

 

 

Overheard last night:

Milo! Stop peeing through the slinky!!!

 


Dance party after violin class with Miss Ariel

Filed Under: Milo, Zac Tagged With: blizzard, funny, quotes, sledding, snow, stats, violin

Inauguration

January 21, 2013 By morgan

In celebration of Obama’s 2nd term here’s a funny video from 4 years ago.

Filed Under: Milo Tagged With: _fmd, funny, inauguration, Obama

Rachel gets a sippy cup

September 15, 2012 By morgan

After chronically knocking over water glasses for years, and acutely knocking them over for several days in a row, this 41 year old women finally broke down and bought herself a sippy cup…and a wave of relief passed through the household knowing that our iphones and ipods and laptops and books and papers would finally, finally be safe.

Rachel gets a sippy cup - 1

Rachel gets a sippy cup - 2

Filed Under: News Tagged With: funny, Rachel

Horse Thieves

September 7, 2012 By morgan

Reading By the Shores of Silver Lake with Milo last night and we came to a chapter called “Horse Thieves”. We started talking about what kind of people might become horse thieves and what they might look like. I asked Milo if he thought he’d know a horse thief when he saw one and he said he would. When I asked him how he’d know, he thought about it for a second and replied, “it would be written on the back of their shirts”.

That was worth a good chuckle. If only life could be so nicely organized that we all wore uniforms saying what we were…

Filed Under: Milo Tagged With: _fmd, funny, quotes

16 more years…

June 27, 2012 By morgan

Dad, isn’t today a good day to play chess and drink some beers?

Filed Under: Milo Tagged With: _fmd, funny, quotes

How to eat asparagus…fast

May 15, 2012 By morgan

Filed Under: Milo Tagged With: _fmd, food, funny

I’m just pretending to be a scorpion

April 28, 2012 By morgan

Milo had his 1st dentist visit last week and got his teeth cleaned. Everything looked good – healthy teeth, good spacing…

Things were going well when part way into the cleaning Milo starts making this strange and somewhat guttural sound. The hygienist, slightly alarmed, stopped what she was doing and asked him if everything was alright and if something hurt.

Milo replied, “I’m just pretending to be a scorpion.”

And so I ask you, faithful audience, what animal or creature do you pretend to be when you get your teeth cleaned?

dentist vacuum cleaner

1st cleaning

Filed Under: Milo, The Kicker Tagged With: dentist, funny, quotes

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