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Sledding to Shredding

January 6, 2013 By morgan

One 5-year old’s journey from sledder to shredder…in just 5 days. Concluding of course with the requisite head first crash into the house.

* please excuse the gratuitous video effects

Filed Under: Milo Tagged With: _fmd, crash, sledding, snow, winter

15 lbs of cuteness

November 29, 2012 By morgan

zac 4 months

Conservation of Energy states that:
the total amount of energy in an isolated system remains constant over time

This basically means that if energy is gained somewhere, it must be lost somewhere else.

I just hope that there isn’t a law of Conservation of Cuteness, because we have so much cuteness going on over here right now that other parts of the world must be experiencing a severe deficit. Sorry, but wherever you are, come on by Providence if you are experiencing a cuteness shortage.

4 month stats:
15 lbs 11 oz
43 cm head circumference
26 in long

Filed Under: Zac Tagged With: cuteness

Weather Report: Hurricane Sandy

October 29, 2012 By morgan

Zac and Milo weigh in on the Hurricane Sandy and the current weather conditions in Providence, RI.

Filed Under: Milo, News, Zac Tagged With: hurricane, Sandy, weather

2 month stats (even though I’m 3)

October 19, 2012 By morgan

Zac on a couch

For anyone keeping track, on 9/26/2012 Zac was 23.3 inches tall, weighed 12 lb 12 oz, and had a head 41.0 cm in circumference.

His job skills include:

Giggling:

(first giggle documented here)

Looking Cute:
Zac

Sticking out his tongue:
Rachel + Zacwho you lookin' at

Filed Under: Zac Tagged With: stats

Kamp Kulick: Redux

September 22, 2012 By morgan

Quotes:

I didn’t want to take the sleeping pills because they make me groggy—divulged Robin

I’m afraid of the dark.—admitted Bunny Schwartz, age 86

I like to “help my mom into action”…not nag—clarified Rachel

Sometimes men have faults that need to be corrected—elucidated Bunny

Filed Under: News Tagged With: _fmd, Family

A lingering languorous lunch

September 15, 2012 By morgan

During Granny’s recent visit east, Gammy treated us all to a fabulous lunch at The Golden Lamb Buttery in Brooklyn (Connecticut). The day and setting was perfect and it was wonderful to be able to eat slowly and unhurried. We spent hours at our table enjoying our meal, sipping Bloody Mary’s before, and nibbling on desserts after. Thanks Judy!!

In the spirit of my friend Katie, whose blog posts make you salivate with envy, behold:

Rachel, Zac + Granny

Milo + SheepMilo remembers
remembering…

Chilled Pear Pineapple soupTasting pear pineapple soup
Milo and Judy taste testing Chilled Pear Pineapple soup

Chilled borscht
Chilled Borscht

Tarte Provencale + Dill Chips
Tarte Provencale + Dill Chips with a Gin Bloody Mary in the background

Lamb Ragout + Gnocci
Lamb Ragout + Gnocci (gluten-free !)

Mac 'n 4 Cheeses
Mac ‘n 4 Cheeses

Hillandale Hash
Hillandale Hash

Butter
what meal at a buttery is complete without butter?

Strawberry Rhubarb pie
Strawberry Rhubarb pie

Coconut Custard over a Macaroon
Coconut Custard over a Macaroon

Coffee Ice Cream
Coffee Ice Cream with Obi-Wan

Zac + GrannyZac + Granny
Zac + Granny

Zac + Granny
Granny + Zac sharing a chuckle

Zac + Granny
damn, that was a good lunch!

Gammy + Granny
Gammy + Granny

Milo + Dad
Milo + Dad

Rachel, Granny, Gammy
Rachel, Granny, and Gammy enjoying the vista

Filed Under: News Tagged With: Family, food, lunch

Rachel gets a sippy cup

September 15, 2012 By morgan

After chronically knocking over water glasses for years, and acutely knocking them over for several days in a row, this 41 year old women finally broke down and bought herself a sippy cup…and a wave of relief passed through the household knowing that our iphones and ipods and laptops and books and papers would finally, finally be safe.

Rachel gets a sippy cup - 1

Rachel gets a sippy cup - 2

Filed Under: News Tagged With: funny, Rachel

To eat or not to eat

September 13, 2012 By morgan

zac + laptop

zac + laptop == dilemma

Status Report:
Zac: sleeping soundly
Morgan: ravenous, but has tons of work to do

Option 1 – stay put and work
PRO: In this current body position I can probably squeeze in an hour of work AND have the use of both of my hands (which way more than doubles my one-handed productivity while writing code – I’d say 2-handed typing is about 5.7 times as effective as 1-handed typing).

CON: I may pass out due to low blood sugar at any moment

Option 2 – risk it and get something to eat
PRO: I’ll probably be more productive and remain conscious with a higher blood sugar level

CON: This will almost certainly wake Zac up and I’ll have to revert to one-handed computer programming

I’m looking for creative solutions here. What would you do?

Filed Under: Zac Tagged With: _fmd, food, parenting, sleep

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