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July 8, 2007 By morgan

Bath Time!
Bath Time!

Milo explaining the difference between black and white
Milo explaining the difference between black and white

bad-ass napping
bad-ass napping

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field trip #2

July 8, 2007 By morgan

This time we explored the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens and the Brooklyn Art Museum.

Brooklyn Botanical Gardens

Pachysandra + Milo

Brooklyn Art Museum

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baby milo

July 7, 2007 By morgan

Sorry – I’ve fallen a bit behind with the posts. Lots of fun adventures to share – so check back soon, I should have new material up by the end of the weekend.

In the meantime enjoy this funny animation that cousin Mackenzie sent our way!!

Baby Milo!

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first field trip

June 25, 2007 By morgan

Sol Lewitt
Sol Lewitt

Rachel and I thought we should be encouraging after Milo recently expressed an interest in art (see abstract expressionism post) – so today we all hopped in the car and drove up to Dia:Beacon.

Blinky Palermo
Blinky Palermo

We had good discussions for awhile …

Lawrence Weiner
Lawrence Weiner

But before long Milo decided he’d better take a nap.

Richard Serra
Richard Serra

Bruce Nauman
Bruce Nauman

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we have liftoff!!!

June 22, 2007 By morgan

we have liftoff

With Herculean effort Milo achieved a solid inch of clearance today!

2 weeks

Milo had his 2nd checkup this week with Dr. Hopps.

He gained 2 pounds and grew 2 inches to his current dimensions of 10 lbs 3 oz and 23 inches. This put him in the 85 percentile for weight and off the chart for height!!

dreaming of fire trucks

Thanks to big cousin Sam for the cool fire truck shirt hand-me-down!!

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burrito

June 13, 2007 By morgan

burrito

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Moro (startle) reflex

June 11, 2007 By morgan

http://archive.org/download/MorganSchwartzMilo-MoroReflex_0/Milomoro_reflex_512kb.mp4

http://archive.org/download/MorganSchwartzMilo-MoroReflex_0/Milomoro_reflex_512kb.mp4

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abstract expressionism

June 9, 2007 By morgan

I found this to be an apt description for the cultural production depicted below:

Technically, an important predecessor is surrealism, with its emphasis on spontaneous, automatic or subconscious creation.

– taken from the wikipedia entry for abstract expressionism

It all started with a direct hit – inconceivably, Milo managed to pee all over me while somehow not getting a drop on himself. But this performance was just the preamble to a much more sophisticated work:

direct hit - 1

direct hit - 2

abstract expressionism - 1

abstract expressionism - 2

abstract expressionism - 3

abstract expressionism - 4

abstract expressionism - 5

abstract expressionism - 6

abstract expressionism - 7

I really have lost it. Even Milo’s poop is too perfect to comprehend. Art history is littered with all kinds of piss and poop related endeavors. This particular work by Milo seems to resemble paintings by Jackson Pollock. Pollock himself was a notorious pisser – infamously peeing into Peggy Guggenheim’s fireplace. You might look at his drip paintings as a metaphor for pissing:
Jackson Pollock

In the 70s, Andy Warhol produced ‘oxidation’ paintings – friends were asked to piss onto canvases prepared with copper paint.
Andy Warhol: Oxidation

There is Duchamps urinal, “Fountain“:
Michel Duchamp: Fountain

And Kiki Smith’s “Tale“:
Kiki Smith: Tale

And Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ“:
Andres Serrano: Piss Christ

And Chris Ofili’s collage “The Holy Virgin Mary” which incorporates elephant feces.

And I’m sure many more …

Filed Under: Milo, News Tagged With: _fmd, art, poop

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